May 2013
147 posts
When someone thinks they're better friends with my...
May 25th
1,596 notes
Approaching my crush
Expectation: Reality:
May 24th
923 notes
When someone I know in real life starts following...
May 24th
807 notes
When someone asks me how much of my day is spent...
May 24th
523 notes
Calling my boyfriend
Expectation: Reality:
May 24th
1,041 notes
When TechCrunch casually referenced us
May 24th
92 notes
When I show up to hang out with my friend but then...
May 24th
1,966 notes
My reaction when an adult curses
When I was a kid: Now:
May 23rd
1,057 notes
Getting dressed in front of other people
If I haven’t been working out: If I have:
May 23rd
789 notes
When I decide to regain control of my life
Expectation: Reality:
May 23rd
1,163 notes
When I put something down but then can't remember...
May 23rd
931 notes
When I find out my best friend is coming to visit
How some people react: How I react:
May 22nd
1,139 notes
6 tags
When I'm waiting for my food to heat up in the...
May 22nd
2,745 notes
Being silly with your best friend
Some girls: Us:
May 22nd
2,311 notes
When I take on too many things at once
May 21st
1,085 notes
When my friends introduce me as their "single...
May 21st
1,090 notes
When I see someone hot
May 21st
862 notes
When I'm slacking off at work but then my boss...
May 21st
540 notes
When I see my boss drunk
May 21st
758 notes
My hair in the humidity
May 21st
1,170 notes
When someone says something bad about me
In high school: Now:
May 21st
1,342 notes
When I order delivery & it finally arrives
May 21st
755 notes
When my favorite song comes on
May 21st
2,859 notes
How I feel when I Facebook stalk someone
May 20th
1,574 notes
When my best friend is having a bad day
May 20th
952 notes
When I work out and actually feel good about my...
May 20th
1,854 notes
Looking at my texts the morning after a rough...
May 20th
849 notes
When someone says "food"
May 20th
1,164 notes
What I miss about my ex
May 20th
957 notes
When I find my phone after searching forever
May 20th
2,513 notes
When my drunk friend needs rescuing
May 20th
901 notes
Going to a bar
With my coworkers: With my friends:
May 20th
788 notes
Whenever I'm hungover
May 19th
476 notes
When I feel a bug on me
May 19th
1,642 notes
When a sidewalk petitioner tries to get me to sign...
May 19th
767 notes
When someone asks "You gonna eat that?"
May 19th
1,844 notes
When I wear a new outfit out
May 19th
1,185 notes
How I am around my crush
Expectation: Reality:
May 19th
1,912 notes
When my skinny friend says she's feeling fat
May 19th
6,355 notes
Me and my friends after a few drinks
May 19th
1,946 notes
Whenever something involves basic math
May 18th
1,165 notes
1 tag
When I run into someone who doesn't remember me
I’m like: And they’re like:
May 18th
729 notes
Dancing
Expectation: Reality:
May 18th
1,447 notes
When I go out two nights in a row
May 18th
991 notes
When my friends and I have to go to work after a...
May 17th
746 notes
4 tags
Getting ready in the mornings
Expectation: Reality:
May 17th
1,226 notes
When I think I smell a baked good
May 17th
1,505 notes
Leaving for a date
Expectation: Reality:
May 16th
1,426 notes
How I feel when I haven't had my coffee yet
May 16th
1,558 notes
When I actually do well on an exam
May 16th
427 notes