When someone thinks they're better friends with my...
Approaching my crush
When someone I know in real life starts following...
When someone asks me how much of my day is spent...
Calling my boyfriend
When TechCrunch casually referenced us
When I show up to hang out with my friend but then...
My reaction when an adult curses
When I was a kid: Now:
Getting dressed in front of other people
If I haven’t been working out: If I have:
When I decide to regain control of my life
When I put something down but then can't remember...
When I find out my best friend is coming to visit
How some people react: How I react:
When I'm waiting for my food to heat up in the...
Being silly with your best friend
Some girls: Us:
When I take on too many things at once
When my friends introduce me as their "single...
When I see someone hot
When I'm slacking off at work but then my boss...
When I see my boss drunk
My hair in the humidity
When someone says something bad about me
In high school: Now:
When I order delivery & it finally arrives
When my favorite song comes on
How I feel when I Facebook stalk someone
When my best friend is having a bad day
When I work out and actually feel good about my...
Looking at my texts the morning after a rough...
When someone says "food"
What I miss about my ex
When I find my phone after searching forever
When my drunk friend needs rescuing
Going to a bar
With my coworkers: With my friends:
Whenever I'm hungover
When I feel a bug on me
When a sidewalk petitioner tries to get me to sign...
When someone asks "You gonna eat that?"
When I wear a new outfit out
How I am around my crush
When my skinny friend says she's feeling fat
Me and my friends after a few drinks
Whenever something involves basic math
When I run into someone who doesn't remember me
I’m like: And they’re like:
When I go out two nights in a row
When my friends and I have to go to work after a...
Getting ready in the mornings
When I think I smell a baked good
Leaving for a date
How I feel when I haven't had my coffee yet
When I actually do well on an exam