November 2012
81 posts
When I beat someone at their own game
When a girl posts on Facebook about how great her...
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When someone says they don't like avocados
October 2012
84 posts
When I heard all of my family/friends survived...
When I'm supposed to be somewhere
When someone asks if I'm going to finish my food
Every Monday morning after Sunday-Funday
When people were spraying champagne after the game...
What Mayor Bloomberg Means To Say At His Hurricane...
When I try to leave the office early, and then...
When I don't have to go into the office because of...
Describing any given Sunday afternoon in my life
How I feel when I go to Brooklyn
Whenever my boss gives me an assignment
I don’t ask any questions, I’m just like:
When I tell my mom I'm fine without a boyfriend
When I leave after a weekend of visiting my...
My mom:
My dad:
When I'm out & my friend tries to cut me off from...
Brunch
Expectation:
Reality:
When kids show up to my place on Halloween
When someone else is eating my favorite dessert
How I feel when someone hits on me
If they’re cute:
If they’re not:
Whenever I try to keep up
When my alarm goes off in the morning
When a smarty pants gets the answer right
Them:
Me:
When someone asks me if I like pizza
When my best friend and I have a girls night in
Trying to make it through hump day
When a teacher starts talking about their personal...
Whenever I don't get enough sleep
When I hear something so dumb it doesn't deserve a...
When someone is up to no good
Whiskey
Regular:
Fireball:
Being in an SF bar when the Giants advanced to the...
Guys vs. Girls
Girls:
Guys:
When things aren't as they seem
Monday Mornings
Checking out a guy
After one drink:
After several:
When I sink the last shot in beer pong
My October diet
Leaving work on Friday
Why I didn't have a job coming out of college
When everyone is posting their political opinions...
My self image
In the summer:
In the winter:
When I park illegally and don't get a ticket
When I want a bite of my boyfriend's food
When everyone is talking about something that I...
When my boyfriend's friends start talking about...
He’s like,
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When I'm drunk and too honest with my friends
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Running into the guy who broke my best friend's...
What I do:
What I would like to do:
Waiting for my food to be delivered
