When people are talking about the test afterward
When I make a new friend and then find out that...
When I see someone getting the same froyo...
When one of my friends actually raises their hand...
When someone checks you out
Normal people: My reaction:
During my internship, when one of the hot lawyers...
After I eat a huge dinner alone in my apartment
When my friend lets me take one of their pink...
When someone tries to take a picture of me in...
When my mom is baking and asks if anyone wants to...
When Nickleback comes on the radio
When the guy I like says he'll be at the same...
On the outside: On the inside:
When someone says they don't think Family Guy is...
When my BF tells me the food isn't too spicy
But then I eat it and its like a volcano in my mouth: And I freak out at him like: “I TRUSTED YOU!”
On the weekend: During the week:
When I realize there are no more girl scout...
When I see someone wearing Crocs
When someone calls me sexy
My reaction, always:
When I hear kids screaming outside, and I'm not...
I peak out of my window like:
When someone tries to sit shotgun in my best...