When I successfully use reverse-psychology on...
My greatest fear about adulthood
Everyone else will be like: Meanwhile I’m just like:
When something looks great on the hanger, but...
In college when the bouncer denied my fake ID
It always felt like,
Walking around after a mani/pedi
When a guy plays hard to get with me
When I hear what some of my old friends from high...
I’m just like,
When my friend tells me they ran into my ex
And I try to play it cool like,
When my mom tells me that she sent me a care...
When I'm flirting with a guy, and then his...
When someone asks what me and my friends did over...
When JoJo's rendition of \"Marvin's Room\" comes...
Laughing while lying down
Normal people: Me:
When I walk by my ex and his new girlfriend
When my boyfriend first saw my eyelash curler
When someone asks what I was like in college
When I spot my two best friends having fun without...
When someone asks if I want ice in my diet coke
Managing my money
When I go to the bar: When I go home to visit my parents:
Looking back on this semester