When my mom tells me that she sent me a care...
When I'm flirting with a guy, and then his...
When someone asks what me and my friends did over...
When JoJo's rendition of \"Marvin's Room\" comes...
Laughing while lying down
Normal people: Me:
When I walk by my ex and his new girlfriend
When my boyfriend first saw my eyelash curler
When someone asks what I was like in college
When I spot my two best friends having fun without...
When someone asks if I want ice in my diet coke
Managing my money
When I go to the bar: When I go home to visit my parents:
Looking back on this semester
When the professor reminds you of how close the...
When someone asks me for advice about life after...
The morning: The afternoon:
When an ugly guy tries to impress me with how much...
Realizing 4/20 lands on a Friday
When someone asked what I was doing after college
When another one of my friends gets a boyfriend
When I find out my friends made plans without me
If I’m sober: If I’m drunk: