When I go out drinking with my best friends from...
Dear Kristen Stewart
When someone asks what I don't like about work
That time I almost gave my ex a second chance
When I see a guy with a cow-lick
Trying to talk over a Katy Perry song
When my friend asks: Wine or cocktails?
Most girls: Me:
When I sneak out of work early
Working out with my trainer
When I try to assume a leadership position
When I'm driving and someone touches my radio
When girls wear open-toed shoes to work
When I'm drinking and realize there's no booze...
When I burn my hands while curling my hair
Whenever I'm on the phone with my mom
Trying to squeeze into yoga pants after a big meal
When I have to spend time with people from work on...
When I try to answer the phone professionally
When someone says they're on a diet but not...