October 2012
84 posts
What Mayor Bloomberg Means To Say At His Hurricane...
When I try to leave the office early, and then...
When I don't have to go into the office because of...
Describing any given Sunday afternoon in my life
How I feel when I go to Brooklyn
Whenever my boss gives me an assignment
I don’t ask any questions, I’m just like:
When I tell my mom I'm fine without a boyfriend
When I leave after a weekend of visiting my...
My mom:
My dad:
When I'm out & my friend tries to cut me off from...
Brunch
Expectation:
Reality:
When kids show up to my place on Halloween
When someone else is eating my favorite dessert
How I feel when someone hits on me
If they’re cute:
If they’re not:
Whenever I try to keep up
When my alarm goes off in the morning
When a smarty pants gets the answer right
Them:
Me:
When someone asks me if I like pizza
When my best friend and I have a girls night in
Trying to make it through hump day
When a teacher starts talking about their personal...
