Looking in the mirror
When someone says I won't marry my celebrity crush
When my ex texts me that he misses me
When my friend stays after class to talk to the...
Leaving work early
My coworkers: Me: (Source: realitytvgifs)
The reason that I don't answer my office phone...
Getting hit on
When I’m in a good mood: When I’m in a bad mood:
When I realize that I graduated college several...
Finding out my best friend passed the bar
When someone tells me their idea for a new app
When I’m drunk: When I’m not:
When I go home and see something in my sister's...
When I beat someone at their own game
When a girl posts on Facebook about how great her...
When someone says they don't like avocados
When I heard all of my family/friends survived...
When I'm supposed to be somewhere
When someone asks if I'm going to finish my food
Every Monday morning after Sunday-Funday
When people were spraying champagne after the game...