#whatshouldwecallme

2nd May 2013 1,648 notes

When my friend starts to have sober hang outs with her booty call

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2nd May 2013 814 notes

Dear parking cops:

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1st May 2013 2,160 notes

Me after 5 minutes of studying:

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1st May 2013 2,772 notes

My explanation for all of my drunk decisions:

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1st May 2013 3,417 notes

How I feel about most of my Facebook friends

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1st May 2013 14,779 notes

When my teacher wishes us “good luck” before the test

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1st May 2013 1,297 notes

When the person next to me on the bus/subway is being obnoxious

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30th Apr 2013 344 notes

When I get an invite to a 6pm meeting

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30th Apr 2013 2,412 notes

As soon as I get home from work/school:

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30th Apr 2013 1,215 notes

When I walk into a room and can’t remember what I’m doing there

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30th Apr 2013

Tomorrow:

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30th Apr 2013 2,538 notes

My foreign language proficiency

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30th Apr 2013 2,515 notes

When someone insults my favorite fictional character

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30th Apr 2013 2,042 notes

Every day during the end of the semester:

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30th Apr 2013 2,003 notes

When someone starts talking about the future

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